The $20 and Under Situationship Gift Guide: Keeping It Casual, Just Like Them
Let’s face it—situationships are the Dollar Store version of relationships: affordable, convenient, and bound to break sooner or later. So why would you splurge on someone who’s still texting you, “What u doin?” at 11:47 p.m.? Exactly.
This year, we’re keeping it light, funny, and well within budget. These gifts are perfect for the kind of connection that isn’t quite a commitment but still deserves a little something under the tree—or at least a quick laugh.
Mini Desk Humidifier
Perfect for keeping things hydrated—unlike their communication skills. Functional and funny, because we both know their emotional support plants are already dead.
AMAZON
PORTABLE MINI HUMIDIFIER
A Bag of Candy with a Note
Attach a card that says: “You’re sweet… but not commitment-sweet.” Choose their favorite candy, or go with something ironic like Sour Patch Kids—sweet, sour, gone.
TARGET
GHIRARDELLI MILK CHOCOLATE
A Bar of Soap
Wrap it up nicely with a tag that reads: “For all the times you’ve washed your hands of responsibility.” Affordable and maybe a tiny bit shady.
ULTA
AFRICAN BLACK SOAP
A Tote Bag with a Funny Saying
Find one that says, “Emotionally Unavailable” or “Still Figuring It Out.” It’s both a gift and an accidental self-drag for them.
AMAZON
SITUATIONSHIP MATERIAL TOTE BAG
Mini Cocktail Mixer
Throw in a mini bottle of juice and a tiny shaker (alcohol optional). Add a note: “To keep things shaken, not stirred—just like our situationship.”
AMAZON
24OZ COCKTAIL SHAKER
Funny Socks
Find some with sayings like “I’m Not a Regular Friend, I’m a Cool Friend” or something equally as low-stakes as your arrangement.
UNCOMMON GOODS
Butter Socks
A Pocket-Sized Journal
Label it “Things I Forgot to Text You Back About” and watch them squirm. Bonus points if they actually use it.
TARGET
3pk Ruled Journals Solid
A Cheap Karaoke Microphone
Perfect for those late-night calls when they accidentally belt out a Drake lyric about heartbreak. You’re just helping them sound better.
AMAZON
Mini Karaoke Machine
Final Thoughts:
Situationships are all about keeping it low-pressure—so your gift should reflect that same energy. Under $20? Perfect. Funny, slightly shady, and wildly casual? Even better. And if they don’t love it? Well, it’s not like they ever officially asked for it anyway.
Happy gifting, besties. 🎁✨
