Because the old rules didn’t cover soft launches, shared locations, or TikTok sound bites.
The internet has changed. And so has girlhood. We’re no longer living in the era of “don’t date your bestie’s ex” and “text me when you get home.” No—this is 2025, baby. Soft launches are strategic, comments are currency, and girl code is due for an update.
So let’s rewrite the rulebook. Digitally. Dramatically. And with ✨boundaries✨.
1. Thou Shalt Not Watch His Stories If She’s Healing
We’ve all done it. Creeped the story to “check if he’s still trash.” But if your friend is trying to move on, you watching his stories is like sending him a personalized push notification that says “we still care.”
Don’t do it. You are not the analytics team.
2. If She Deletes the Pics, You Delete the Pics
Archive. Remove. Untag. Scrub. If your girl is rebranding post-breakup, the least you can do is make sure your birthday carousel from 2021 doesn’t have her ex’s thumb in slide 3. We’re protecting peace and the Instagram grid.
3. Do Not Soft Launch a Man Who’s Been in Her DMs
We live in a world where everyone’s watching. So if you’re about to drop a sneaky wristwatch shot of your new man at brunch, make sure he hasn’t tried to “network” with your friend at 2 a.m. on a Thursday. The algorithm is fast, but screenshots are faster.
4. The Location Sharing Pact is Sacred
If she shares her location with you, she’s trusting you with her safety and her sneaky links. Don’t weaponize it. Don’t stalk it. Don’t pull up unless she says, “girl, come get me.”
5. Never Let Her DM Him Twice
The golden rule. If she sent one “hey” and he didn’t respond? That’s it. That’s the message. We don’t double text. We don’t spiral. We close the app and open DoorDash.
6. Match Her Energy in the Comments
She posts a selfie? You’re there. “STOPPPPP YOU ATE.” “wifey.” “it’s illegal to be this hot.” We are her digital hype team. We don’t do dry likes. Not in this economy.
7. No Shade Posting During Girl Beef
If you’re fighting IRL, don’t take it to your stories. No vague quotes. No TikToks with “this one hurt” captions. Talk it out like grown women, not Tumblr-era cryptics. Let’s be mature—or at least pretend.
8. You Don’t Need to Defend a Man With an ick List
If she says he gives her the ick, that’s enough. Don’t play devil’s advocate. Don’t say “but he’s actually really sweet.” He wore flip-flops to dinner and said “yummy” unironically. Case closed.
9. Exemption Rule: The Celebrity Clause
If he’s famous, it doesn’t count. You can both thirst-follow. If he’s in a Netflix original, has a podcast with real listeners, or once stood behind Zendaya in a photo, it’s free game. We share.
10. Protect the Group Chat at All Costs
Screenshots do not leave. Names do not get dropped. We don’t let outsiders in. If the group chat were a fortress, you’re the last standing knight at the gate. Guard it with your life.
The Luee Law: No Girl Left Unhinged
We spiral, we rant, we vent. But we don’t let our girls spiral alone. Internet girlhood is chaos, and the rules might evolve—but the bond stays the same.
So tag your crew, share this post, and let’s keep each other iconic.
